...With a Kidney infection the size of Compton,Erlackh~
let me explain a little something here,The FacultyIs the movie I have bugging fellow friendly-friend Kasey for since Christmas since I knew she had a copy of it,so I did everything,begged,pleaded,sacrificed small animals,prayed to roadkill,poked her with a spoon,etc, our convos daily went like this:
Kasey:No Robin..I don't have it.
See? See how bad it was getting? Well,just when i had given up all hope,m'friend Natalie took me to the mall. and THERE LO AND BEHOLD...
THE FACULTY:Take us to your teacher (Only 28.99!)
A DVD COPY! RIGHTEOUS! I take out wallet and a little moth flies out NO MONEY! Fornicate. Well, Natalie bought it for me and in exchange I bought her a necklace and a patch for the date she had that night (GO DANE AND NATALIE,w00t!) I shall pay ye back dear Natalie. God bless ye Lil' Tim.
..The movie itself is so incredibly stupid that I love it to death. There is something about destroying little(well,in some cases not so little) mitochrondrial Body-snatching hellraisers from Venus using ground up caffiene pills and (quoting Josh Hartnett) "other household shit" by taking a tube of it and jabbing it ever so....Manneristicly (God i'll look this one up,lazy people) into their eye,turning the accursed person into a dusty corpse.Nice.
...Can't say it didn't do much for Elijah's girlish scream.
Oh LORD and don't even GET me started on Jordana Brewster,superficial twit.
....Ok,sides officially hurting and head swelling up,Must run away.